Our home is filled with many serious hours of homework this year. My favorite night of homework was a few months ago. Selah was working on her thesis paper and Caiden was working on an English assignment. Caiden’s assignment was to come up with an A to Z Dictionary with completely made up words. This is an assignment that will always be remembered. It took creativity, thought and a whole lot of giggles.
A – Annoyabug: annoying laughing mosquito that bugs you at three in the morning.
B – Boock: like bam or POW but different.
C – Catercollor: the color your face turns after finding half a bug in the fruit you’re eating.
D – Dopegurl effect: stupid ideas that seem smart at the rapid moment.
E – Explocash: when the sky opens up and cash explodes out once a year.
F – Freakance: the freaky dance you perform after walking through a spider web.
G – Goombak: an elder friend who protects you.
H – Hipatitis: terminal coolness.
I – Indilatte: when you finally indicate you only drink coffee when you’re running late.
J – Juckle: chuckling and jumping with your friends.
K – Karmabum: when everyone is sending bad vibes and then the earth explodes and you like, serious bummer dude.
L -Lemeno: how to memorize lmnop.
M – Momopoly: when your mom goes to jail.
N – Napgashes: when you’re sleeping then some gas just slips right out.
O – Oddific: when you have a loss for words so all your words are odd and literally have no meaning.
P – Philicht: when bugs get disoriented and fly into the light to a certain and painful death.
Q – Qually: to strut and think your cool but in reality you’re really not.
R – Relaficationousos: really old food in the back of your refrigerator that has gone past mold.
S – Singyalarfunk: lonely guys with funk and no one to share it with.
T – Tirical: when you’re tired and have no logic and your mom wakes you up and says, “We’re here” and you’re like, “Noooo noooo, I don’t think so, noooo???”
U – Unchocolatecated: when the world runs out of chocolate and everybody dies.
V – Viplanot- when you thought you were a V.I.P. and then they tell you are not and you have a mini crushing glow.
W – Wimppergram: to get all your feelings out with free random people therapy on social media.
X – Xsnowed: when you find out you are the only school that has school on a snow day and your super sad.
Y – Yakhair: hair that grows out of your belly button.
Z – Zonoopolious: city with no zone except for the fart free zone.
Can you write a sentence including Caiden’s vocabulary? Leave your sentence in the comments so we can have a juckle.